How does one have orral sex with one's self? (sparked from puritytest.org

Category: Dating and Relationships

Post 1 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Friday, 29-Sep-2006 0:41:52

Hi all,
I clearly wasn't sure where this topic fitted since there's no sex board or anything.
But, in doing the other purity test at puritytest.org, one question got me very curious. OK, how does one have orral sex with one self? OK I kind of understand how guys may be able to do this, but girls? I'm stumped! Yes, the test said "girls can do it too"!
OK, people, I want answers! Lol
Cheers!

Post 2 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Friday, 29-Sep-2006 3:15:19

I am just clarifying something right here, right now. The above question is *not for me personally. I just am curious is totally all! I just had that horrific brainwave while playing an audio game and wanted to clarify. woops! that came out totally wrong! oh dear! Lol
so no it's not for me personally! um, thank you! :)

Post 3 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 29-Sep-2006 7:34:36

Um, well the person would have to be really flexible, I would think, but why would anybody want to taste them self’s? there was a rumer that Mairlin manson had one or two of his ribs removed so he could do him self, I don’t know, that’s my best guess.

Post 4 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 29-Sep-2006 7:45:54

According to certain christian headcases Marilyn Manson was supposed to have had 2 ribs removed in order to orally gratify himself..it's completely untrue, but for a man that would be the only way.

Post 5 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 29-Sep-2006 7:46:25

talk about de ja vu ..smile

Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 29-Sep-2006 13:06:01

I have no idea of how or why a woman would want to do it. There are other ways of giving pleasure to yourself other than getting yourself into some incredibly difficult position to do that.

Post 7 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Friday, 29-Sep-2006 15:01:24

Well, I saw the same question. Firstly Rachel, I'm sure if we can tell you how, you'd be up in that bedroom trying it. lol


I asume that one way a woman can have a form of oral sex is if she is able to suck her own nipples. Many of you may remember Dan AKA Harp and myself asked many of the ladies here if they were able last year. Well, I still do from time to time, and many are able to. as for men doing any kind of oral on themselves, if most can do it, they're luckier men than I.

Post 8 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 29-Sep-2006 17:13:09

yeah, the guy or girl would have to be really damn flexible.

Post 9 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 29-Sep-2006 18:15:15

I've no idea how this is to be done, but I wouldn't care to try. It seems like entirely too much effort when you could just get someone else to do it. That test had some extremely odd and disturbing questions, though. Lol...hope you find your answer.

Post 10 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Saturday, 30-Sep-2006 4:20:43

Kev, that is just sickening thanks! :) Lol

Post 11 by maddog (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 30-Sep-2006 12:30:51

lol for a woman, nothing wrong with using toys! for guys? Nothing wrong with using your hands! :)